Lexie, 21, Hufflepuff.

I love television: Psych, Sherlock, Teen Wolf, The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Sleepy Hollow, Community, Bob's Burgers, Shameless, Friends, The Middle, Scrubs, The New Normal, Parks&Rec, Supernatural.

I live a Neil Flynn appreciation life at fuckyeahneilflynn.tumblr.com :]

 

AXL: Yeah. So today, we’re hammering nails and sawing boards and stuff, and of course, he’s all good at it, and then I drop one wall and slam my hand in a car door, and everyone’s all, “oh, my God, are you okay? Do you want us to take you to the hospital? You want a granola bar? You want some tea?” I mean, right?

MATT (answering machine): Uh, hi, Sue. This is Matt. Listen, Sue, I can’t take you to the dance ‘cause Sheri and I got back together. So… hope you’re good. Again, not taking you to the dance. Sorry.
SEAN: Wow.
AXL: He can’t cancel day of. I mean, yeah, Sue’s a dork, but he knew that going in.
DARRIN: This Matt guy sucks.
SEAN: Dude, you gotta tell her.

“Mike and I could trade wardrobes, and no one would notice.” - Neil Flynn

“Mike and I could trade wardrobes, and no one would notice.” - Neil Flynn